So … have you heard of Eddie Kadi? He’s very funny and a great Nando’s fan! He’s got a gig at the 02 Arena this Saturday (4th September ) and is offering our blog readers some free tickets! Fancy it?
Eddie says:
“Anyone who follows me on Twitter or Facebook will know how much I LOVE Nandos right?! So, on September 4th I will be headlining the O2 Arena and I want YOU, my fellow chicken-lovers, there. Best part is we have four pairs of tickets to see this momentous and side-splitting occasion up for grabs! It’s PERI-TASTIC!!”
To get your hands on a ticket let us know your best chicken joke… post it below and we’ll let you know if you’re a winner!
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls
What do you call a Chicken at the south african world cup? A security Guard
Which day of the week do chickens hate the most?
Fry-day !
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the blind chicken cross the road? …….to go to the birds eye shop!
What does a chicken ask for when they reach the barbers?
1/2 half fade and 2 sides please!
Juan was driving down a country lane in his truck when suddenly a chicken ran into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was
speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he tried to follow the chicken with his truck, but he couldn’t catch up to the accelerating chicken. Seeing it
turn into a small farm, Juan followed it. To his astonishment, he realized that the chicken had three legs. Looking around the small farm, he noticed that ALL of the
chickens had three legs.
The farmer came out of his house, and Juan said, “Three-legged chickens? That’s astonishing!”
The farmer replied, “Yep. I bred ‘em that way because I love drumsticks.”
Juan was curious. “How does a three-legged chicken taste?”
The farmer smiled. “Dunno. Haven’t been able to catch one yet.”
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?? Because she was a dirty double crosser hahahaha
Why did the chicken end up in Nandos? Because it ran out of cLUCK
Q: why did the chicken not only run cross the road but then eat itself?
A: First to run away from Eddie Kadi’s teeth, but then to taste the succulent Lime & Mango sauce upon its back 8-D
Why did the chicken cross the road? To jump into the Peri-Peri on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls
Why did the chicken cross the road???
Because the chinease buffet ran out of lamb!!
Q. Fruit comes from a fruit tree, but what kind of tree does chicken come from?
A. Poul-Tree!
‘Oh, doctor’, he said, ‘my wife thinks she’s a chicken’. The doctor gasped, ‘That’s terrible. How long has she been like that?’
The husband replied, ‘Three years’. The doctor was horrified, ‘Three years! Why didn’t you bring her to me sooner?’
The husband said sheepishly, ‘Because we needed the eggs
Q. Who tells the best chicken jokes?….. A: COMEDI-HENS!!!
why did the chickhen cross the road?
to go to nandos
Why buy a pet rooster?
Because you want an alarm cluck.
Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he was not chicken
Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn’t have enough guts